Toothless People - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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They only show you their gums when they smile<br /> Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile<br /> Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce<br /> They never have to buy toothpicks or dental flossHey, stand up<br /> Toothless people<br /> The breath is lethal<br /> Wanna tell yaHey, come on, stand up, get on your feet<br /> Toothless people<br /> Old and feeble<br /> What I sayNo more of those pearly whites will they posses<br /> Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess<br /> Lots of em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease<br /> At least they dont have to worry bout cavitiesHey, stand up, take out your teeth<br /> Toothless people<br /> Old and feeble<br /> Oh, yesYou can brush em, you can floss em<br /> Theyre something you just cant ignore<br /> If you lose em you're in trouble<br /> Cause the tooth fairy wont come no moreYou need something to show your dentist<br /> The next time he makes you say, ahh<br /> You dont wanna have to wind up<br /> Eating all of your food through a strawLike toothless people<br /> Toothless peopleYou better brush your teeth now<br /> Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless peopleLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>
Toothless People Lyrics
They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile
Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce
They never have to buy toothpicks or dental flossHey, stand up
Toothless people
The breath is lethal
Wanna tell yaHey, come on, stand up, get on your feet
Toothless people
Old and feeble
What I sayNo more of those pearly whites will they posses
Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
Lots of em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
At least they dont have to worry bout cavitiesHey, stand up, take out your teeth
Toothless people
Old and feeble
Oh, yesYou can brush em, you can floss em
Theyre something you just cant ignore
If you lose em you're in trouble
Cause the tooth fairy wont come no moreYou need something to show your dentist
The next time he makes you say, ahh
You dont wanna have to wind up
Eating all of your food through a strawLike toothless people
Toothless peopleYou better brush your teeth now
Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people