Trigger Happy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right<br /> Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night<br /> There's no feeling any greater<br /> Than to shoot first and ask questions later<br /> Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayWell you can't take my guns away, I got a<br /> Constitutional right<br /> Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight<br /> I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson<br /> That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson<br /> Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayOh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy<br /> Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy<br /> Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have<br /> To blow you awayOh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den<br /> I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again<br /> Now why'd you have to get so mad?<br /> It's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad<br /> You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayOh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet<br /> Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet<br /> I filled that kitty cat so full of lead<br /> We'll have to use him for a pencil instead<br /> Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayOh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy<br /> Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy<br /> Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have<br /> To blow you awayCome on and grab your ammo<br /> What have you got to lose?<br /> We'll all get liquored up<br /> And shoot at anything that movesGot a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight<br /> Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight<br /> I alwaays keep a Magnum in my trunk<br /> You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?<br /> Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayOh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy<br /> Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy<br /> Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy<br /> Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have<br /> To blow you awayLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>
Trigger Happy Lyrics
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayWell you can't take my guns away, I got a
Constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayOh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have
To blow you awayOh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayOh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayOh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have
To blow you awayCome on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that movesGot a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
I alwaays keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every dayOh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have
To blow you away