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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please<br /> Really wanna give you a warning<br /> 'Cause I found out this morning<br /> About a dangerous, insidious computer virus<br /> If you should get an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'<br /> Better not go taking your chances<br /> Under no circumstances, should you open it<br /> Or else it willTranslate your documents into Swahili<br /> Make your TV record "Gigli"<br /> Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling<br /> (Look out!)<br /> It's gonna make your computer screen freeze<br /> (Look out!)<br /> Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs<br /> (Look out!)<br /> Erase your hard drive and your backups too<br /> And the hard drive of anyone related to youVirus alert!<br /> Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!<br /> Forward this message on to everybodySoon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls<br /> It'll make your keyboard all sticky<br /> Give your poodle a hickey<br /> And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney<br /> Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls<br /> It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower<br /> So just trash it now, or else it willDecide to give you a permanent wedgie,<br /> Legally change your name to Reggie,<br /> Even mess up the pH balance in your pool(Look out!)<br /> It's gonna melt your face right off your skull<br /> (Look out!)<br /> And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull<br /> (Look out!)<br /> And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep<br /> (Look out!)<br /> And make you physically attracted to sheep<br /> (Look out!)<br /> Steal your identity and your credit cards<br /> (Look out!)<br /> Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards<br /> (Look out!)<br /> Then cause a major rift in time and space<br /> And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place<br /> That's right it's a(Virus alert!)<br /> Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!<br /> Forward this message on to everybody(Virus alert!)<br /> Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!<br /> Forward this message on to everybody<br /> Warn all your friends, send this to everybody<br /> Tell everyone you know, tell everybody nowIf you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born<br /> So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn<br /> Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down<br /> Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground<br /> Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine<br /> Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!(Virus alert!)<br /> Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!<br /> Forward this message on to everybody(Virus alert!)<br /> Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!<br /> Forward this message on to everybody(Virus alert!)<br /> Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!<br /> Forward this message on to everybody<br /> Warn all your friends, send this to everybody<br /> Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now<br /> What are you waiting for'<br /> Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!<br /> Hit send right now!Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>