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It took a lifetime, but finally found<br /> The perfect waffle recipe<br /> You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town<br /> One little bite any I'm sure you'll agreeYour eyes roll back and your knees get weak<br /> Aw, You're gonna lick your plate clean<br /> People come from miles around just to study my technique<br /> I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seenI'm the Waffle King (yeah)<br /> Waffle King<br /> That's what they call me<br /> Waffle King<br /> Hey, I'm the Waffle KingEverywhere I go now, the people cheer<br /> I never have to wait in line<br /> People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here"<br /> Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrineAnd everybody say, "Well I'm your biggest fan!"<br /> "I seen your picture in People Magazine!"<br /> Folks come from all around the world just to shake my hand<br /> If you don't believe in the power of the WAFFLE lemme show you<br /> Just what I meanI the Waffle King<br /> Make you scream and shout<br /> Waffle King<br /> That's my name, don't wear it out<br /> Waffle King<br /> Make no mistake about it<br /> I'm the Waffle King (yeah)Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come!<br /> All you peons better scram<br /> Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum<br /> Don't you know who I am?<br /> Hey!I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools<br /> Everybody on your Knees!<br /> You wanna buy a waffle, you're playing by MY rules<br /> Go on, beg me, lemme here you say ,"Pretty Please"Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?<br /> Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?<br /> And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there<br /> Could ever be?<br /> Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing<br /> Come on now...Waffle King<br /> Hey batter batter<br /> Waffle King<br /> Hot on your platter<br /> Waffle King<br /> Say, what's the matter<br /> Don't you know who I am?<br /> Don't you know who I am?<br /> Tell 'em girls(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)<br /> Yeah Yeah<br /> (He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)<br /> Tell the truth now<br /> (He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)<br /> Don't you know who I am?<br /> Don't you know who I am?Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>