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What If God Smoked Cannabis - "Weird Al" Yankovic



     
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What if God had long hair<br /> And if His eyes were pretty glazed<br /> If He looked spaced-out<br /> Would you buy His story<br /> Would you believe He had an eye infection<br /> And yeah yeah<br /> God looks baked<br /> Yeah yeah<br /> God smells good<br /> Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah<br /> What if God smoked cannabis<br /> Hit the bong like some of us<br /> Drove a tie-died micro-bus<br /> And He subscribes to Rolling Stone<br /> When God made this place<br /> In the beginning, did he plant any seeds<br /> Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve<br /> So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering<br /> And yeah yeah<br /> God rolls great<br /> Yeah yeah<br /> God smells good<br /> Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah<br /> What if God smoked cannabis<br /> Do you 'spose He had a buzz<br /> When He made the platypus<br /> When He created both our homes<br /> Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones<br /> And do you think He rolls His own<br /> Up there in heaven on the throne<br /> And when the saints go marching home<br /> Maybe He sits and smokes a bone<br /> <br /> Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.Lyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>

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What if God had long hair
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced-out
Would you buy His story
Would you believe He had an eye infection
And yeah yeah
God looks baked
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-died micro-bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone
When God made this place
In the beginning, did he plant any seeds
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah
God rolls great
Yeah yeah
God smells good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Do you 'spose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created both our homes
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bone
Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.

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Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (born October 23, 1959 in Downey, California) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, accordian player and kazooist. Yankovic is known in particular for his humorous songs that make light of popular culture and that often parody specific songs by contemporary musical acts. Since his first-aired song parody in 1976, he has sold more than 12 million albums—more than any other comedy act in history—recorded more than 150 parody and original songs, and has performed more than 1,000 live shows.

Read more about "Weird Al" Yankovic on Last.fm.


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