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"Weird Al" Yankovic

They see me mowin' my front lawn<br /> I know they're all thinkin' I'm so<br /> White and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> Think I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?<br /> Look at me, I'm white and nerdyI wanna roll with the gangstas<br /> But so far they all think I'm too<br /> White and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> Think I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> Really white and nerdyFirst in my class here at M-I-T<br /> Got skills, I'm a champion at D and D<br /> M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.<br /> Keep you're forty, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea<br /> My rims never spin, to the contrary<br /> You'll find that they're quite stationary<br /> All of my action figures are cherry<br /> Stephen Hawking's in my libraryMy MySpace page is all totally pimped out<br /> Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces<br /> Yo, I know pi to a thousand places<br /> Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces<br /> I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise<br /> I'm a wiz' at Minesweeper, and I play for days<br /> Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed<br /> My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablazeThere's no killer app I haven't run (run)<br /> At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)<br /> Do vector calculus just for fun<br /> I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (What?)<br /> Happy Days is my favorite theme song<br /> I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong<br /> I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on<br /> I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as KlingonHere's the part I sing onYou see me roll on my Segway<br /> I know in my heart they think I'm<br /> White and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> Think I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?<br /> Look at me, I'm white and nerdyI'd like to roll with the gangstas<br /> Although it's apparent I'm too<br /> White and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> Think I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> How'd I get so white and nerdy?I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics<br /> You know I collect 'em<br /> The pens in my pocket, I must protect them<br /> My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored<br /> Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media<br /> I edit Wikipedia<br /> I memorized Holy Grail really well<br /> I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-LI got a business doing websites (websites)<br /> When my friends need some code, who do they call?<br /> I do H-T-M-L for 'em all<br /> Even made a homepage for my dog, yo<br /> I got myself a fanny pack<br /> They were havin' a sale down at The Gap<br /> Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap<br /> Pop, pop, hope no one sees me gettin' freakyI'm nerdy in the extreme<br /> Whiter than sour cream<br /> I was in AV club, and glee club<br /> And even the chess team<br /> Only question I ever thought was hard<br /> Was "Do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?"<br /> Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair<br /> Got my name on my underwearThey see me strollin', they're laughin'<br /> And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so<br /> White and nerdyJust because I'm white and nerdy<br /> Just because I'm white and nerdy<br /> All because I'm white and nerdy<br /> Holy cow, I'm white and nerdyI wanna bowl with the gangstas<br /> But, oh well, it's obvious I'm<br /> White and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> Think I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> I'm just too white and nerdy<br /> Look at me, I'm white and nerdy<br /> <br /> Songwriters<br /> ANTHONY HENDERSON, JUAN SALINAS, OSCAR SALINAS, HAKEEM SERIKIPublished by<br /> Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing GroupLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>