You're Pitiful - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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My life is brilliant<br /> What? Was I too early?<br /> Sorry. You wanna start over?<br /> Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now?My life is brilliant<br /> Your lifes a joke<br /> Youre just pathetic<br /> Youre always broke<br /> Your homemade Star Trek Uniform<br /> Really aint impressin me<br /> Youre sufferin from delusions of adequacyYoure pitiful<br /> Youre pitiful<br /> Youre pitiful its true<br /> Never had a date that you couldnt inflate<br /> And you smell repulsive, too<br /> What a bummer being youWell you just cant dance<br /> And forget romance<br /> Everybody you know still calls you Farty Pants<br /> But you always have a job<br /> Well I mean<br /> As long as you still can work that Slurpee machineYoure pitiful<br /> Youre pitiful<br /> Youre pitiful its true<br /> Youre half undressed<br /> Eating chips off your chest<br /> While youre playin Halo 2<br /> No ones classier than youLa, la, la, la, la, la, la ,la, la, la, la, la Loser!Youre pitiful<br /> Youre pitiful<br /> Youre pitiful its true<br /> Youre dog would much rather play fetch by itself<br /> You still live with your mom and youre 42<br /> Guess youll never grow a clue<br /> Well it just sucks to be youLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>
You're Pitiful Lyrics
My life is brilliant
What? Was I too early?
Sorry. You wanna start over?
Keep Going? Ok. Now? Now?My life is brilliant
Your lifes a joke
Youre just pathetic
Youre always broke
Your homemade Star Trek Uniform
Really aint impressin me
Youre sufferin from delusions of adequacyYoure pitiful
Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful its true
Never had a date that you couldnt inflate
And you smell repulsive, too
What a bummer being youWell you just cant dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you Farty Pants
But you always have a job
Well I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machineYoure pitiful
Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful its true
Youre half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While youre playin Halo 2
No ones classier than youLa, la, la, la, la, la, la ,la, la, la, la, la Loser!Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful
Youre pitiful its true
Youre dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and youre 42
Guess youll never grow a clue
Well it just sucks to be you