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Yeah, a used pink bathrobe<br /> A rare mint snow globe<br /> A Smurf TV tray<br /> I bought on E-BayMy house is filled with this crap<br /> Shows up in bubble wrap<br /> Most every day<br /> What I bought on E-BayTell me why I need another pet rock<br /> Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock<br /> Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee<br /> They had it on E-BayI'll buy your knick-knack<br /> Just check my feedback<br /> "A plus plus" they all say<br /> They love me on E-BayGonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag<br /> Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag<br /> From some guy, I've never met in Norway<br /> Found him on E-BayI am the type who is liable to snipe you<br /> With two seconds left to go, whoa<br /> Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please<br /> As long as I've got the doughI'll buy your Tchotchkes<br /> Sell me your watch, please<br /> I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy<br /> I'm highest bidder nowJunk keeps arriving in the mail<br /> From that worldwide garage sale<br /> Hey, A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray<br /> Oh yeah, bought it on E-BayWanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox<br /> Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks<br /> Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre<br /> Found it on E-BayWanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster<br /> Pez dispensers and a toaster<br /> Don't know why the kind of stuff you throw away<br /> I'll buy on E-BayWhat I bought on E-BayLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>